flossyflotsam: Peek-a-boo!

Laura D'Alessandro (

flossyflotsam) wrote,
@ 2008-01-14 07:52:00

Current mood:	drowsy
Current music:	Mgmt - Time to Pretend

Peek-a-boo!

For your entertainment and mine. :)

Tybr loves bags.

Even when I'm on my laptop his mere reflection distracts me from whatever I'm doing.
p.s. my boob!

Model cat.

These photos aren't great, but I think they're hilarious.
Please imagine boxing commentary when reading!

Ceiling Cat #1 [Mittens]: And in the ring today we we have the fierce Tiberius-Caligula Rex versus the agile Adelaide-Andromeda Bear!
Ceiling Cat #2 [Buttons]: This fight will be a close one, Mittens. Both have there strengths and weaknesses.

*DING DING DING* and the fight is on!

Buttons: Tybr comes in strong with a solid hit to Ada's head!

Mittens: But not so fast, Buttons! It would appear Ada's retaliation is just as strong!

Mittens: And watch out! It would appear that Ada has the far larger Tybr in a headlock of sorts!
Buttons: The fur is really flying out there, isn't it, Mittens?!

Buttons:...And Ada Bear is the victor! Tybr is beginning to skulk away.

Mittens: That was a truly legendary match, wasn't it Buttons?
Buttons: Definitely one to go down in the record books!

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p.s. my mail order groom is hotter than yours.

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So the weather lately has been insane. Last Wednesday [my main studio class day] it was so mild I went to school
dressed like this! But today it supposedly feels like -13 celsius. Bizarre.

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I am going on a flash trip today to Ottawa to see my father who is flying in from Florida and brothers. I will be back tonight. Wooosh.

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*GROSS WARNING*
Last night before supper Ada was on the fridge. I was petting her and she turned around to show me her cat trousers [fluffy back legs] and I continued petting saying what soft trousers she wore and then she LIQUID PROJECTILE FARTED on my face! I mean, my face was at least a safe 1.5 feet away from her! The liquid landed splat between my eyes. It was clear and smelled absolutely wretched. But I couldn't stop laughing. It was the grossest, most hilarious thing to ever happen to me.

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I think you can tell I am not used to waking up early.
And I need coffee.
Hope everyone has a great day!

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	raistlinette 2008-01-14 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	This easily wins as the best start to my day this week. The picture with Tybr's mouth open = comedy. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	flossyflotsam 2008-01-15 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	WIN! Aha, I giggled a lot at that photo. Too silly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lost_in_my_room 2008-01-14 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Mittens and Buttons commentary for the win!!! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Ceiling cats are watching you! flossyflotsam 2008-01-15 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome! Later on that morning while on the bus I was thinking I should have named them Muttons and Bittens. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarahzzz 2008-01-14 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	the cats are adorable! (Reply to this)

	operatingroom 2008-01-14 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	I am enamored by your cats! Except for the whole liquid projectile thing. But aw, they look so cared for and happy and I love looking at your cat pictures. I told my sister that they looked like cats that were well taken care of and she agrees :) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	flossyflotsam 2008-01-15 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, liquid projectile thing, not a fan. But it was funny, regardless of the grossness. Haha, I'm glad they look well taken care of, because they are! Though they could do with an intensive brushing session. Especially in those boxing photos there's a lot of loose fur! (Reply to this)(Parent)

philjones
2008-01-14 04:48 pm UTC (link)

Damn our cats are pretty.

The TV guy called like two minutes after you did and managed to get here about an hour later. Our TV is fixed and REALLY FUCKING SHINYNEWWHITE! The HDMI now works, but apparently not on 1080p, just 1080i. That's cool though, at least everything can plug in at once now.

That commentary is great. Quite authentic.

Have fun in Ottawa. You'll probably not get this till you get home anyway, but whatever.

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	flossyflotsam 2008-01-15 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I was also impressed by how authentic it was considering I don't watch sports of any kind. You are beside me! (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Anonymous)
2008-01-14 04:58 pm UTC (link)

I had a WTF moment this morning when I woke up and realized how much it was snowing outside. If my cat (imaginary) liquid shat in my face that'd be it. Sorry kitty, you went one step too far. Out the door you go. My love is conditional and I'm pretty sure no anal leakage on my face would be on my list on conditions.

EMily

PS- pffff my mail order groom could beat up your mail order groom

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	flossyflotsam 2008-01-15 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Beat up? Probably. My mail order groom doesn't exercise. It wasn't liquid shit, it was fluid from her anal glands, apparently. It was gross, but how many people can say they've had that happen to them? Haha, definitely an experience. I think my love is conditional too, but they'd have to do waaaaaaaaaaay worse for me to get rid of them. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	elevatoring 2008-01-14 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	ohhhhh mah god :D! kitty <3 (Reply to this)

lalocarolina
2008-01-14 05:17 pm UTC (link)

I think the first picture is one of the most adorable pictures of Tybr I have ever seen. Then he looks like a model, a model that would be too cool to talk to other cats.

Really...

Also, I look like a retard laughing at your LEGENDARY boxing scene, thank you very much. I am alone, so it doesn't matter.

Your other story has me completely :O! I just don't know what else to say.

Good luck in your trip and I will see you (friday?) for adventures!

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	flossyflotsam 2008-01-15 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	I think he does think he is too cool to talk to other cats. But not to beat them [just Ada] up. The bastard. I'm glad the boxing gave you lols. :) Yes, adventures! I actually said no to seeing Juno yesterday for you, so it better happen! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	candicethelost 2008-01-14 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	cats! (Reply to this)

rhymeswithmulva
2008-01-14 06:10 pm UTC (link)

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa that's so gross!!!!!!

Love the photos!

What's with cats and bags?! Chaussette really loves them; all bags! A friend of mine has this fabric sack that they sell at pet stores and it crinkles like a plastic bag and has mirrors and stuff. I think Chaussette would go APESHIT over it! Have you ever heard of cat tents? I may have already mentioned them, but they're totally hilarious too. Amanda's parents had one. It was a really small tent, just big enough to fit a cat and basically cats go inside them and just go apeshit.

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	rhymeswithmulva 2008-01-14 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	P.S. I like how you said cat trousers cause Amanda always mentions the cats' "cat pants" and i'm just like wtf haha. (Reply to this)(Parent)

flossyflotsam
2008-01-15 09:38 pm UTC (link)

I think the bag thing depends on the cat too. Ada couldn't care less for them, whereas Tybr goes nuts for plastic bags and also any box or backpack he can jump into. He actually really loves being transported in a backpack. He will stay in it forever!

I have never heard of the fabric sack, but it sounds amazing!! I have seen cat tents, and though it is tempting, there are already so many places Tybr can go in now that it seems a little unnecessary.

p.s. cat trousers rock my world! So soft and fluffy!

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	goodboybiscuits 2008-01-14 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	oohhhhh! they're so cute. (Reply to this)

	strawberryoes 2008-01-14 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Arrrgh, ew! But omg, Im in the computer labs, trying really really hard to break the silence by bursting into laughter XD Oh dear. I woke up at 9:30 and Im tired anyway -__- also, I dont get the joy of caffene!energy, because coffee just makes me shake like crazy :/ As I've said before, you've got the most lovely cats I have ever seen. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	flossyflotsam 2008-01-15 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Hahaha. Random lols caused by the internet in public spaces is so awkward. Computer labs...at school? I thought all the blog sites were blocked at Heritage? I used to get the shakes from it too. I don't know what happened...I guess I grew immune. And it isn't like I drink coffee all that often either. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

strawberryoes
2008-01-17 02:22 am UTC (link)

Indeed XD Damn you. *shakes fist*
Yep! And well, they were... but this year they miraculously arent!! It's wonderful. I actually can have something to DO on the computers now XD I think they've blocked youtube or something though, thought I dont know that for a fact.

Ohh, so Im not alone in that, at least. Werid. I hope I get immune to it sometime, COFFEE IS NICE AN USEFUL. School's got energy drinks, whcih is AWESOME, but they're also the first things to get sold out XD which is not so useful.

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	mspinkie 2008-01-14 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, that needs like a SUPER GROSS WARNING. I'm amused at how the kitties can do nothing wrong with you guys. It's like they're your furry children. But this post kind of reminds me of a viral video where two kittens are fighting, and then suddenly stop when another kitten barfs. (But he barfs kind of cutely.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	flossyflotsam 2008-01-15 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	I've seen that video! It's hilarious! Haha, they are my furry children, but they can still piss me off. Especially when they are running around and 2am and I am trying to sleep! But mostly I only have love for them. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lucifersamekh 2008-01-14 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	eeeeew wtf. (Reply to this)

jennymabob
2008-01-15 05:08 am UTC (link)

hahaha!! OH dear god, that anal liquid stuff is soooo gross smelling!!!
*ALSO GROSS WARNING*
believe it or not I used to have to EMPTY certain dogs anal glands when they couldn't do it themselves, when I worked at the petshop!! I know!! we actually had to squeeze the gross liquid out (by pretty much squeezing their anus:S like it were a giant pimple... ew ew ew) , but it was sometimes projectile so you had to watch out not to get it everywhere!! haha, that's funny that you actually got it between the eyes though:P

But pretty kitties!!!:D

I like Phil's hair pink!:)

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	flossyflotsam 2008-01-15 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder is dog gland fluid smells the same as cat fluid, because it was NASTY. But OH MY GOD! That's awful! I didn't know that glands could swell up and have to be emptied, sometimes manually! Crazy stuff! You'll have to tell me more about this in person because I am grossly fascinated. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mspinkie 2008-01-16 01:20 am UTC (link)
	This post is inspiring the worst conversations ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wendygrewup 2008-01-19 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	this entry made me laugh and i did need to laugh, thank you! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	flossyflotsam 2008-01-19 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, I am glad. Laughter is such a great human ability. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	she LIQUID PROJECTILE FARTED on my face! I mean, my face was at least a safe 1.5 feet away from her! six_dollar_baby 2008-01-22 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Technical moment: your cat did something known as 'expressing' her anal glands, which you can have done manually by your vet once a year or so. if this isn't done regularly...well, you know. PS, i'm not dying of laughter at your predicament...certainly not...oh no... (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: she LIQUID PROJECTILE FARTED on my face! I mean, my face was at least a safe 1.5 feet away from

flossyflotsam
2008-01-23 03:37 am UTC (link)

Haha, yeah I know it was the anal glands. But apparently cats empty their anal glands when they poo, as a scent/territory marking tool and it occurs on a regular basis. I read that sometimes with cats and dogs if they eat wet food, and their poo isn't hard enough it won't squeeze the glands and it will build up. I dunno, I did feed her some wet food earlier that week, but I always do and that was the first time her anal glands randomly exploded to my knowledge. Weird stuff.

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